'I Think We Should Decriminalize Bank Robbery'

NEW CANAAN: "We sure could have used that dog to sniff out the missing Lakeside Bridge fiasco information before the referendum. The leadership saw no evil, heard no evil, and revealed no evil but maybe the dog would have smelled something that the auditors did not. Maybe the dog would be useful in deceptive budget hearings, too. We could have Zira-based budgeting." wrote this in response to news that a Stamford man faces a felony drug charge after during a motor vehicle stop.

RIDGEFIELD: "I think we should decriminalize bank robbery. We all need money. Wouldn't it be convenient if we could just go to the bank and take whatever we needed?" said this in response to news that has resulted in less arrests.

WESTPORT: "The 1% DOES care about the rest. They just built a "half- way house" w/ donations! Oh-wait... nevermind." wrote this in response to news that the The old trailer temporarily replaced the Halfway House, which burned in 2003.

WILTON: "Last night's in concession speech Saint Santorum referred to the men and women who signed the Declaration of Independence. Perhaps he could benefit from a remedial course in basic constitutional history." wrote this in response to an opinion piece by Heather Borden Hervé about .